Teulu
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Wang tattoos
Been considering it for a while - just for fun, what do you reckon would make an awesome wang tattoo?
-Must be funny.
-Must not be so funny/graphic that it puts somebody off wanting to do more than look at it.
Stuff i've already heard of:
-A key
-Lighning bolts (i.e. 'ride the lightning')
Stuff me and some mates came up with:
-A boxing glove
-'POW!'
-A dude in a scuba suit holding a torch
-A toaster (ok, we were drunk by this stage but i still think its an awesome idea)
Thoughts?
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Lofty
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Cheese on toast
But really, I think a surreal image would be best. Maybe a melting clock.
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POW! Go for it!
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my vote goes to POW! as well, definitely!
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Teulu
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HAHahahahahahaah...
It has been decided, an appointment is being made.
If it happens, it'll happen in the first week of september.
Now i'm scared (in the most hilarious way possible).
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you have fun with that! I would say pics, but that would just be weird.... what have you ended up deciding on?
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Teulu
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Dunno if I should mention it in case someone has already done it or somebody nicks the idea but what the hell:
A red rocket (like 1950's style - rivets, round porthole etc) with some flames out the back and blue vanes on the sides...(get it?)
Then I can say stuff like: "hi, i'm johnny knoxville and this is my big red rocket" and
"C0CK ROCKET!", I imagine that there will also be jokes about travelling to inner space etc.
Other ideas that came close were:
A boot (i.e. puttin' in the boot)
A 1950s ray gun (i.e. peyow peyow!)
Still reckon i'll get a toaster inked somewhere as well but with a big moustache and a beret (a french toaster teehee!)
Someone stop me, please... (:
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Lofty
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You're far too entertaining for that. 
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Teulu
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I wussed out - don't think I could actually handle people openly laughing at my penis
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